I never cared about golf until Tiger got caught, then I thought, this is the sport for me

When you can screw around as long as he did without having your wife leaving you, then marriage might be something for me after all. Can you imagine coming home to a knockout like her after cheating? I just have to remember the prenup cause I don`t want to cheat on to the same bombshell for the rest of my life. 6-7 divorces should be acceptable without hurting my business... it`s probably probably expected... I`m 20 something and not divorced once. I got to get married now!

Foto Keith Allison

I sleept for 3 weeks

So I sent one of my assistants out to take some pictures for my blog. Ignore I`m sleeping and pretend it`s me. Who cares. I`ve seen it a hundred times on tv anyway.

I need to hire a writer to put some blah blah here. I don`t know what to write. Rich and poor side by side... That`s how my life is wherever I go. Everybody is poorer than me so. Probably why I like India. Feels like home.

Gotta bring my personal assistant here.

Yuk. Thank god I lack sympathy. Otherwise I would have to help these people.

My alarm clock. My plane is leaving in 30 min. It`s about time to get up.

Photo Christian Haugen / Deivis / idreamofdaylight /  Nir Nussbaum / mckaysavage

I want more sexual harassment in my workplace

This is how I`m going to achieve it. Every woman over 40, wait 45, loose their jobs and every guy hotter than me gets killed. Those remaining will be separated in two groups. Outside office and inside. The men goes outside, off course. And the lucky left will get the opportunity to earn great bonuses on the strength of their performances. Who said hard work didn`t pay off:)

Photo xamad

Berlusconi, my idol

He`s 74 and banging women like a hot dog. Not even the court system can bring this guy to justice. That`s how I want to be when I retire.

Photo Alessio85

Daddy likes Cayman Island

Now we`re talking.

Do not feed the locals, he he.

Forgot to empty my pockets.

My Cayman Office.

Business meeting.


Photo javajoba/kafka4prez / bsabarnowl / Incase.

Should I go to Tahiti or just chill?

I`m flying over anyway so I might aswell go there and tick it of on my been there done that map. I`ll just stay in the plane anyway. There`s nothing in Tahiti I haven`t done already, besides I`m tired after last night in Rio.

Photo  tiarescott

Which politician should I buy?

I need some permits and I need to not be investigated for a few things so preferably one with a few cops in his pocket. Anybody got recommendations or know off someone for sale? Let me know, you will be rewarded.

Photo mennswear

I have to quit smoking

It`s a deadly hobby. Every time I fire up one someone dies. Sooner or later it will catch up with me.

Photo The Knowles Gallery

Come over to the dark side

I`m hiring. I need a new hit squad. A group of ex-milliary , ex-CIA, ex-whatever to fix a few things for me when business partners don`t do as I say. The pay is beyond great, all expenses covered, included unlimited pussy buffets. Send your resume to henchmen.doasIsayor@someonegetsit.com and we`ll contact you.

Photo Klearchos Kapoutsis Santorini

I made 6 billion $ at the stock market today. I`m gonna f@#ing explode!!!

Ugh! Ugh! I`m them man, ugh! Yeah baby, come to daddy. Playa! Suck my $$$$. Give it to me now. UGH! YES!!! I`m the king, bitch! Suck my toe, do it. Come on, do it. Suck it, suck it real good.


Photo denvie balidoy