I`m a super rich playa who lives in a Dreamliner and travel around the world blowing cash. I use as much energy as one American city. I thought is was about time one rich f@#k like me started a playa blog so you can get something to complain about. This is how life can be if you brake all the rules. Remember, the law is not there to protect anyone, it`s there to separate us.

The release party for my new pants

Playa!







Tried to get inn.

Photo Vark1Photo AbeeeerPhoto Philip Nelson

I want to buy this area and paint it green

I think thats a good idea. I know an interior decorator who can help me. Then we can call it art or something. Put Miami on the cultural map with a street art exhibition.

I`m such a gifted guy. My ideas are so great I surprise myself sometimes by how great I am. Like I`m God and it`s my destiny to enlighten human kind in high art. Earth is lucky to have me at their surface.

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Took a trip to the Hamptons today

The ship was heading to the Caribbean, but hey, it`s my yacht. I own this motherf@#ker. You do as I say. There where a few hundred passengers from abroad who got angry. Luckily I didn`t have to deal with them cause I never hired anyone in the complaint department.

Anyway, half way to the Hamptons I got bored and went to the Caribbean instead.

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This is my monkey

He has a brain the size of my last girlfriend. I call him Jane 2. I name all my monkeys after previous girlfriends. They hate it when name a current one. Yeah, they get really upset. But not enough to not leave my money. I got a lot of money. He he.

Photo New Jersey Birds

Should I buy a partyscraper?

Should I? Or should I give the money to the Salvation Army? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Had you there for a second. Salvation Army... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! No, that`s only when there`s press around. Jesus Christ. Should I invest in weapons or the good word of the lord? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Motherfucker. "I`ll sell all my stocks in the booze market and give it to charity". HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! I`m killing myself. Ha ha ha. Oh my god. I need a drink.

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I got to get myself one of those

I`m tired of taking the limo. I need some change. Obama, I gave you my vote, now it`s your turn to give me my tram.

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I drove down those palm trees with my Humvee last night

I got the military edition. I don`t know what I was thinking, probably nothing cause I was drinking. But it really do get out of hand sometimes. Thank God nobody important got killed.

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I need a bigger summerplace

How am I gonna build an indoor golf course in this little tiny mini mansion when I can barely fit a helicopter on the roof?! I need more space! Either that or I`ll build it underwater.

Photo Henrik Jagels

Memories

I got a 700.000 AUD dollar ticket for parking the plane next to the opera house and then an additional 1.2 million for landing in the Sidney harbor. God those guys where uptight. Didn`t wanna sell it either.

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This is where I wash money, get fake passports or whatever the hell I need

It`s a great place. They take care of everything. The only thing they don`t do is car insurance.

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Ready for pizza and airplane?


Anybody want a to join to the 10.000 ft club? Send a voicemail with your stats and my driver picks up the lucky winners.


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I blew 6 thousand dollars last night. It makes me so horny

I think it was in Sao Paulo. I can`t remember. Time flies.

Anyway. It takes a lot of cash to be a man. The more cash you got the more man you are and I`m f@#king superman. I got so much dough I could build an empire up my ass. I can buy every factory in China, move them to Gibraltar just to make them say it`s made in Gibraltar.

Photo Marcosleal

I love it. This is so me. I am that guy! They modeled it after me. I`m gonna f@#king sue them. Arghhh!!!