I`m a super rich playa who lives in a Dreamliner and travel around the world blowing cash. I use as much energy as one American city. I thought is was about time one rich f@#k like me started a playa blog so you can get something to complain about. This is how life can be if you brake all the rules. Remember, the law is not there to protect anyone, it`s there to separate us.

This is my monkey

He has a brain the size of my last girlfriend. I call him Jane 2. I name all my monkeys after previous girlfriends. They hate it when name a current one. Yeah, they get really upset. But not enough to not leave my money. I got a lot of money. He he.

Photo New Jersey Birds