Daddy likes Cayman Island

Now we`re talking.

Do not feed the locals, he he.

Forgot to empty my pockets.

My Cayman Office.

Business meeting.


Photo javajoba/kafka4prez / bsabarnowl / Incase.

Should I go to Tahiti or just chill?

I`m flying over anyway so I might aswell go there and tick it of on my been there done that map. I`ll just stay in the plane anyway. There`s nothing in Tahiti I haven`t done already, besides I`m tired after last night in Rio.

Photo  tiarescott

Which politician should I buy?

I need some permits and I need to not be investigated for a few things so preferably one with a few cops in his pocket. Anybody got recommendations or know off someone for sale? Let me know, you will be rewarded.

Photo mennswear

I have to quit smoking

It`s a deadly hobby. Every time I fire up one someone dies. Sooner or later it will catch up with me.

Photo The Knowles Gallery

Come over to the dark side

I`m hiring. I need a new hit squad. A group of ex-milliary , ex-CIA, ex-whatever to fix a few things for me when business partners don`t do as I say. The pay is beyond great, all expenses covered, included unlimited pussy buffets. Send your resume to henchmen.doasIsayor@someonegetsit.com and we`ll contact you.

Photo Klearchos Kapoutsis Santorini

I made 6 billion $ at the stock market today. I`m gonna f@#ing explode!!!

Ugh! Ugh! I`m them man, ugh! Yeah baby, come to daddy. Playa! Suck my $$$$. Give it to me now. UGH! YES!!! I`m the king, bitch! Suck my toe, do it. Come on, do it. Suck it, suck it real good.


Photo denvie balidoy

The release party for my new pants

Playa!

Tried to get inn.

Photo Vark1, Photo Abeeeer, Photo Philip Nelson