Flasher Cash
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I`m buying the entire country when it goes under
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-People say I`m arrogant predicting the fall of China. That I`m blind who can`t see that China has been around since before Jesus. Tell y...
I`m building a subway from my bedroom to the kitchen cause I`m tired of driving the golf cart around the cabin late at night.
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I spoke to Siemens and the fastest subway they got is a joke. If it wasn`t for the runway would pass my kitchen I would have built airports....
I need more space. Give me the president on the line. I want to buy the moon.
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Tell him to put it on my tax. Call NASA and arrange transport. Tell them I want a window seat with leg room and no in-space movies. I wan...
I never cared about golf until Tiger got caught, then I thought, this is the sport for me
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When you can screw around as long as he did without having your wife leaving you, then marriage might be something for me after all. Can you...
I sleept for 3 weeks
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So I sent one of my assistants out to take some pictures for my blog. Ignore I`m sleeping and pretend it`s me. Who cares. I`ve seen it a hun...
I want more sexual harassment in my workplace
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This is how I`m going to achieve it. Every woman over 40, wait 45, loose their jobs and every guy hotter than me gets killed. Those remainin...
Berlusconi, my idol
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He`s 74 and banging women like a hot dog. Not even the court system can bring this guy to justice. That`s how I want to be when I retire. ...
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