I`m building a subway from my bedroom to the kitchen cause I`m tired of driving the golf cart around the cabin late at night.

I spoke to Siemens and the fastest subway they got is a joke. If it wasn`t for the runway would pass my kitchen I would have built airports. God dammit, I don`t have time to wait for public transport.

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I need more space. Give me the president on the line. I want to buy the moon.

Tell him to put it on my tax. Call NASA and arrange transport. Tell them I want a window seat with leg room and no in-space movies. I want samba dancers!

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